Week 3 in the WWST

Jesus H Christ in a fruit basket, what the fuck is this shit? The WWST is going public with out shennanigans? I mean, it's one thing to keep our obscenity just for us, but to drop it on mainstream America, that is just AFU.

First things first, Chad, this is not a goddamn newsletter, no matter how much you want it to be. I don't have time to write that shit, but I at least can make some commentary on how things are going. Let's take a look at the WWST landscape:

Bad Division
Clearly, Todd is the bad ass in the Bad Division with his 2-0 representin'. Run DMC, AP and now Tim "Don't Call Me Michael Winslow" Hightower fill out his stable of horses plus the Packers D and Drew Brees is back. Look the hell out. JEWnior and Chad - couple of also-rans. Chad has too many fucking Bears on his team to even be a legitimate threat and JEWnior's got Tony Homo Can't Win But Would Like to Suck the Big One. Renaming Joel's team JEWdas Kiss. And then there's my opponent this week, Brownie, who is currently 0-2, but at least he can say, hey, I didn't draft these goddamn losers. Good chance he'll show up to stomp me this week.

Mutha Division
Beavers look good at 2-0 right now, but don't ask me how. Hmmm, who should I start this week - Matt Cassel or Jake Delhomme. I know, I'll start sucking lead if that's my fucking choice. Some of this team might have been good 5 years ago. Tom can put a decent lineup in there week to week, but may start feeling pain in bye weeks when he has to go to the no-name bench. And RBs? Faggeddaboutit - kick returners again. Bess blew up for a buck fitty last week, but not sure that's sustainable week-to-week, however with Pey Pey on the roster, it's usually a spot of 40+ every week (after week 2 and before week 15 that is). And then there's Nalley - 138 points in 2 games. Poor bastard. And he's not even guaranteed to get the #1 pick next year given our new draft rules. Damn.

Phuqa Division
These guys are the warlords, but like the NFC East, will probably end up eating their young. Chosen is 2-0, but combined record of opponents is 1-3 and is playing another 0-2 team this week. Pretenda. Rob looks to be unbeatable and is a legit contender to run the table this year. No way a rash of injuries is gonna fuck all that up. No way. Perennial contender Mike is 1-1, and looks to have a strong team again this year. Just start kicking yourself now people, this fucker could win it all for the 14th straight year. And then there's Scott - Aaron Rodgers is playing lights out and you're still 0-2. It's gonna be a LONG year, brother,

That's what it looks like out there after two weeks. If I had to predict it now, I'd say here are your playoff teams:

Rob - Division winner, at least 11-2, #1 in power poll
Mike - Second in his division, but a formidable opponent
Todd - Great looking team, no less than 9-4
Tom - More lucky shit like Felix Jones' run back will propel him to 8-5
Me - 7-6 gimp, first round fodder
Bryan - Will win division at 6-7, earning new nickname of "Ron Jr."

Yeah, like I can predict this shit. More later