Week 4 Roundup

Head on a Swivel

Hey Anquan Boldin, look the fuck out. In the immortal words of Smokey from Friday, 'You got knocked the fuck out!"

Damn, I thought they were good

Green Bay? Not so much. Too bad Rodgers is a pansy. Dallas? Nah, we'll lay down like bitches for a divisional game at home. Denver? Made another busted ass RB look like a hero. Philly? Not when Westbrook is pussin' out. Jaguars? Well, not too bad, but we'll sure fuck up your parlay if you count on us to cover at home versus an 0-3 team.

My Season is Made

I don't know how the fuck I did it, but somehow I managed to beat Mike this week. It wasn't a Miracle, since St. Reggie only gimped up 3 measley points this week, so it must have been something else. Steve MF Breaston - my hero. Marshawn, big letdown.